Post by rockabillyxdeadite on May 25, 2006 14:26:18 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Dead Man opens Bar in Atlanta[/glow]
Earlier this month, Xavier Lancaster, the first singer for the now imfamous Noxious Death, filed for a liqour licence to open what was later to be known as 'The Horror Show', a bar catering to 'the freaks, weirdos, and rejects of shapes and sizes. Big titted red heads welcomed too'. This is a real shock, since Xavier has been legally dead since 1987. The permit board thought it a joke until Xavier himself appeared at the permit house. Witnesses claim that he smelled like dead rats, a ring of dust around his feet with every step. He filled in every line of paper work needed for the licence, and claimed to have 'an army of bartenders, waitresses, and sandwich makers at his diposal'.
When interviewed, he only sent a flyer that read as such:
"Come one, come all, to the Horror Show. Society has outcasted you, and made you a perriah. As have they me. Don't sleep in ditches, don't hide your face, and don't hide your gifts. Come, come to your new home. Children of Celluloid, Spawn of Sci-Fi, come home. Come to the Horror Show. "
Earlier this month, Xavier Lancaster, the first singer for the now imfamous Noxious Death, filed for a liqour licence to open what was later to be known as 'The Horror Show', a bar catering to 'the freaks, weirdos, and rejects of shapes and sizes. Big titted red heads welcomed too'. This is a real shock, since Xavier has been legally dead since 1987. The permit board thought it a joke until Xavier himself appeared at the permit house. Witnesses claim that he smelled like dead rats, a ring of dust around his feet with every step. He filled in every line of paper work needed for the licence, and claimed to have 'an army of bartenders, waitresses, and sandwich makers at his diposal'.
When interviewed, he only sent a flyer that read as such:
"Come one, come all, to the Horror Show. Society has outcasted you, and made you a perriah. As have they me. Don't sleep in ditches, don't hide your face, and don't hide your gifts. Come, come to your new home. Children of Celluloid, Spawn of Sci-Fi, come home. Come to the Horror Show. "